If I were a month I would be: October
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: Twilight
If I were a planet I would be: Mercury
If I were a animal I would be: A Lynx
If I were a direction I would be: Out
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A reclining chair
If I were a historical figure I would be: Einstien
If I were a liquid I would be: Tupelo honey
If I were a tree I would be: Magnolia
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A juniper bonsai
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Gentle Spring Rain on a sunny day.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: Panpipes
If I were an emotion I would be: Passion
If I were a color I would be: Ultra Violet
If I were a vegetable I would be: Cauliflower
If I were a sound I would be: The sound of a waterfall
If I were an element I would be: Fire
If I were a car I would be: Lamborghini Diablo jet black with red maghony intereior and fully loaded.
If I were a song I would be: Bicycle by Queen
If I were a movie I would be directed by: John Ford Coppala
If I were a book I would be written by: Robert A Heinlein
If I were a food I would be: Cheesecake
If I were a place I would be: Atlantis
If I were a material I would be: Silk
If I were a taste I would be: Raspberries and Cream
If I were a scent I would be: Lavender
If I were a word I would be: Wish
If I were an object I would be: A Gateway
If I were a body part I would be: The Spine
If I were a facial expression I would be: Wicked Evil Grin
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Yako from the Animaniacs
If I were a shape I would be a: Mobius Strip [link]
If I were a number I would be: 3.14159265358979323846...

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